http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-1aui-wluE

The life and death of a pumpkin.

he he I said pump-kin.

LMAO

http://thetravisty.com/Unnecessary_Censorship/wmv/Best_of_the_First_Year.htm

Dead Milkmen - Takin Retards To The Zoo Lyrics

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just to stay dreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Hee he he he .....

DESCRIBE:
1. Yourself: Quixotic/Eclectic
2. Your Lover: Amazing
3. Your Hair: black
4. Your Mother:Loving
5. Your Father: Absent
6. Your Favorite Item: Paints
7. Your Dream Last Night: Dramatic
8. Your Favorite Drink: Vanilla Vodka and root-beer
9. Your Dream Home: Ewok style
10. The Room You Are In: Living room
11. Your Pet: Silly
12. Who You Are Now: Growing
13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: The best me I can be
14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: Alive
15. What You're Not: An asshole
16. Your Best Friend: Questionable
17. One of Your Wish list Items: Workshop
18. Your Gender: M
19. The Last Thing You Did: Ate
20. What You Are Wearing: Shorts and a T
21. Your Favorite Weather: SUNNY
22. Your Favorite Book: Haven't read it yet
23. The Last Thing You Ate: yam fries
24. Your Life: The best
25. Your Mood: Excited

So we go to board and Lori_monster asks for a window seat and they say there dont have any but if they do they will page us.
So they page us and we get our window seat yaaay.
Then this 6'4" old british dude sits next to us (reaks like booze) and starts talking...and talking and drinking and talking and drinking...Lori was lucky enough to sleep through most of it (as I was stuck in the middle) and after eight hours of talking (and much booze) turns out this guy is Brian Cook assistant director to Stanley Kubric on the shining he was an alright guy but fuck he just wouldnt stop telling hollywood stories bla bla Nicholson this bla bla Tom cruise and Nichole that yada yada the guy swore against Hollywood but was the typical hollywood type.
I tell ya next time I fly I am pretending I am retarded maybe then I can get some rest.
One time I put my headphones on and fell asleep for about 30 minutes only to be nudged awake by the guy to him laughing at the story he just spent telling me . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
this guy wins for funniest flight buddy hands down.

So here I am 3 months at Heritage.
I walk into the lunch room at the warehouse this morning and the 2 guys who give the reviews are there talking and I think to myself "great time to ask for a raise".
Seconds later as I am making myself a warehouse mocha (cheap coffee and cheap hot chocolate)the big boss man LD says

LD "Joe just want to tell you what a great job your doing. Your going to be a good addition to our core team"

Joe "Thank LD that high praise coming from you"

LD "so how much are we paying you"

Joe (with a slightly pained look on my face) "$__.00/hr"

LD "so what would make you happy then"

Joe "well I would like $__.00/hr"

And holy hand basket he said no problem a 2$ raise only 3 months in WOOOO HOOOO....

Thanx to dirty Pete Sanchez for the heads up on the job after the raise kicks in I'ma take you,spider_woman and the Monster out for dinner and drinks.

Wow only 72 hours left and I haven't even started packing yet (I have kinda sort of started a list.
Starting to get pretty excited about the trip.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO stoked. well of to watch 6 feet under had to rant.
;p

Can someone please tell me how to set up LJ to forward comments to my e-mail I am to tired to figure it out and I am sick of going through my posts looking for replies.

So here I am at Shawna's place ready to start her floors (for the second time) yesterday the landlord didnt have 90% of the materials so I had to go back today to start again.
Thanks to Sandi for offering a shim kit. I will get it back to you today if you want.

There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly what is it?